Wednesday, November 19, 2008

please stay tuned for an important service announcement...





stephan jenkins of 3rd eye blind









ATTENTION ANYONE I'VE EVER HAD THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION WITH -

me - "third eye blind sucks"
you - "really? i kind of like that one song"
me - "well then clearly something is wrong with you, because they are the worst band in the world. second only to 311"
you - "hmmm, well, that singer is really good and that song is super catchy"
me - "you are dead to me"


look, i know we went through some rough times. but seriously, i could not justify associating myself with you after you displayed such a reckless and harmful love of total crap music.

well, im giving you one more chance to redeem yourself (i'm looking at you dustin). go here, listen to 'nondairy creamer' and then in the comments section please explain why you were wrong, why you were nearly as retarded as mr jenkins himself, and why you are sorry for ever supporting such sonic injustice. then maybe, MAYBE, i will forgive you.

man, that song is terrible.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://stereogum.com/archives/third-eye-blind-respond-to-stereogum-post_037201.html

Jenkins defends himself. Or something.

junioraudio said...

first of all Anonymous, if that is your real name, you and I are through. I see this as a blatant attempt to defend the song and Mr Jenkins. Second, that song still sucks.

Anonymous said...

We used to rent Stephan Jenkins old house in Oakland. I wish I'd saved some of lyric notebooks that I found in the basement. They were a thing of beauty.